We are gonna talk about something that really fucking annoys me. It’s these fucks that ride their bikes on the road. I’m not talking about kids either, I am talking about these fuckers that get dressed up in their reflective jumpsuits and interfere with my fucking driving. Let me get one thing through all of your thick skulls. You are a goddamned pedestrian! You are not meant to ride your bike on the side of the damn road. That’s the reason that we have bike trails and shit, there are places for your fucking bike that are not on the same path as my car.

The reason that this rant boiled to a head was because I was driving to the grocery store and we saw a bike riding fuck who cut me off as I was pulling out of an intersection. My kindergarten aged son said “Why’d that guy riding his bike on the road? That’s stupid.”

Even if I am willing to look past the fact that you are basically riding an oversized child’s toy which I’m not and admit that riding your bike for health and fitness is really worth a shit this is the fact that really gets on my damn nerves. When you ride that fucker on the road shit for brains, you put everyone that you come into contact at risk of injury or worse when they are trying not to run your worthless ass over.

But Baskin you say, how can you interfere with someone’s right to ride their fag-mobile where they want to Easy, once you have become a danger to other people your right to do what you want is null and void. Slowing down traffic to a dangerous crawl is not a matter of personal liberty no matter how many different ways that you try to slice it.

I guess I’ll have to start this post with telling you all how much I hate neo-nazis as a rule of thumb.  Honestly I think they just aren’t as adept st history as they’d like to think they are.  Not only that though they practically worship Hitler.  I don’t deny that Hitlet was one of the most influential figures in history but he fucking lost.  The time for kissing his asshole is over.  How can you claim to be a superior breed when the first Nazis all lost and these new ones are nothing but the scum of the fucking Earth.

Now I posted a video expressing most of my views about Nazis so I’ll put that one on top and my reply to the liberal kike comment on the bottom.  Sometimes you just have to kick a dog.  Your ideals are pathetic.  Life is hard, it’s not because of the jews.

When people hand over more and more power to the federal government we give up our own civil liberties, you know those things that are guaranteed in the constitution. The more power we allot the government the more people become utterly dependent on the government to take care of them. It’s the same thing when you see the government taking charge of things that they should be removed from entirely.

How long do you think it should go on? I mean honestly it is sickening how far we have let it go and there are people who claim that we need the government in every aspect of all of our lives. They defend all of these additional control measures with their blood and breath and it makes my head spin. We are getting to the point where they are planning on introducing sub dermal identification chips. Think about that for a minute, they will know where we are, what we are doing, what we are buying, and who we are fucking at a mouse click.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?? How could you possibly think that this is a good idea? I know that a lot of you zealots our there will agree with me because I think that slapping a barcode on every citizen of the United States is fulfilling one of those signs of the end times.

Why the hell would you willingly want to have a monitoring device installed in every person? To control crime? I thought that is why I pay for police and military. Wait, to prevent identity theft maybe? Um, I have ID and somehow we have managed this long to survive despite people who can steal our identities.

In fact, if you do support this you are more guilty of being unpatriotic than I am. The fact that people exist who want this to happen makes me sick. I can tell you that from just having fucking commons sense that absolutely nothing good can come of having a microchip install underneath my skin. Since when have human beings become cans of soup to be scanned under a laser for everything? It makes me sick, sick to the point of sicky sickliness.

I had the distinct honor of having a fucker on youtube insult me yet again so I went to check his youtube profile looking for shit to throw back at him and what I found could only be described as the “Big one” among shit piles.  I know that I have made some pretty harsh accusations here but they are more than likely true.  What kind of interest should a 39 year old man have in a teenage girl if he is not a ball of slime?

Honestly, I think that the girl’s parents are as at fault as he is though there should definitely be some kind of fucking parental involvement at these houses where girls can have internet conversations with 39 year old dudes.  What do you guys think?  What if it was your daughter?  Do you think that these guy blkbishop112 has pure intentions?  Because I seriously fucking doubt it.

I wrote this when I was feeling lonely so try to stomach it.

Okay this video pretty much says it all but I still need to add my two cents here. This religion really is scary and the worst part is you can ask any of them about it and they will tell you exactly how fucking scary it is. Now for someone like me who thinks religion is the disease in general than these people who actually are a disease really manage to get my fucking goat.

If there were a suicide-o-meter, meaning how badly someone needs to kill themselves in order for the species to continue to grow then the Jehovah’s Witlesses score somewhere around a 10.12. No shit, I mean it is not often that I hate any particular group more than I hate anyone else but there it is in all of its uncut glory. Before you tell me that I am wrong though I have three pieces of advice.

Buy a gun

Point it to your head

Pull the fucking trigger

Have a nice day

I often think to myself, Baskin who is the stupidest mother fucker that you can think of off the top of your head?  The list is far too long to actually mention in one video so I decided in a moment of boredom to actually come with a list for the suicide o meter.  The idea was actually birthed in a conversation that I had with Larry from the laundryroom talk show that apparently is going to see internet air so if you hang on every fucking word that drips out of my mouth you should go check those guys out.

Basically how the suicide o meter works is I name a person or a concept or whatever the fuck I feel like really and then I place a score from one to ten rating how badly the something in question needs to destroy itself.  I’ve found that during that conversation where I made fun of cripples, retards, the homeless, old people, and the list goes on and on that I really do love being an asshole.

So I pretty much decided last night during a really long conversation that I am tired of wearing the kid gloves on youtube and going back my old “fuck you all” roots.  It seems only fitting I think that some of these ridiculous fucks get ridiculed for their nonsense don’t you think?  Anyway I am going to probably have more than a little bit of fun with this and since fun is why I started making video blogs to begin with then I might as well get back to the actual fun.

I found that for awhile it seemed I was starting to make youtube videos that impressed other people and that is never what I wanted to do at all.  Instead offer you this distinct alternative to this soft monkey you have grown to expect, go fuck yourself.  I told Larry in that conversation that I try to make friends with everyone of my subscribers but really a lot of the times when I get actual fan mail I think “the whole fucking world really must be ending.” 

Don’t get me wrong or anything I think its as flattering as the next guy when someone tells you that you inspired them to make videos on youtube but its kind of strange when I get this weird stalker-like behavior coming from people.  I can deal with a hater but a stalker opens up themselves to so much more mocking just by virtue of their own alien behavior.

In short I guess don’t expect me to be the nice guy anymore.  I don’t get a lot of satisfaction from doing this when I have to curb what I say so I won’t offend any of my subscribers.  Any whining can be sent to me in a mail and will probably be featured in a future video.

Baskin Monkey, working to validate your meaningless existence one insult at a time.

There are a hell of a lot more reasons to mistrust and outright hate Hillary Clinton then there are to support her in anything that she does. I mean even if you set aside the blatant maneuverings for personal power and you look at her as a person she is not exactly the most upstanding and wonderful human being on the planet. I know a lot of people just love her but I really would like all of those people to sit back and say “why?”

She isn’t a hero for staying with Bill throughout that whole scandal; she was allowing it from the start. How willing do any of you think that that soulless lump of monster that calls itself a human being is to suck anyone off? She didn’t stay with him because their love was strong enough to endure his wretched treachery. She stayed with Bill because she needs Bill to achieve her plans of domination.

There isn’t any special magic going on between the two of them and she is a very self centered example of a human being to be sitting in charge of all of us. The thought of he actually becoming president scares me. I can’t really put it any better than that because there are just no words to describe the waves of nausea that wash over me every time I see her on TV.

She is not concerned with the people or making America a better place she has already said that she wants it to be a two for one deal. I don’t want her and if I had been able to vote when she was supporting the man who will become the first lazy I would have let my vote reflect that. I mean pretty much any other candidate that the democrats can produce is going to be better than Hillary. I am not looking forward to see how she screws the pooch.

Nothing’s pretty anymore. It seems like every time I open my eyes I am confronted with worse news than the day before. I can think about it, I can get angry about it, but none of that seems to matter in the end. It’s like the world is just set against you from the day you’re born. I watch TV and I’m confronted with people just telling me to have faith. Have faith in what though? You want me to have faith in the people that are being caught victimizing other people? Fuck you I say.

No matter what we do none of it seems to make any sense. The whole world just seems like it’s being caught up in all of this sea of shit that seems to govern and dictate people’s lives. So many people just seem to think that the problem can be fixed by allowing someone else to do it for them. That’s the mentality that just doesn’t make any sense to me at all. This isn’t the kind of thing you can just sit back and write little messages on your hands about. It’s not a problem that’s going to go away by throwing money at it or just trying to ignore it.

We have a responsibility to our offspring to see this thing through. The more we try to stick our heads in the sand and pretend like it’s all been a be okay tomorrow the more that the people who are causing the problem are going to be able to continue to fuck things up. I think this modern mentality of cowardice really is a construct of the people who want to keep everyone in line. I’m not saying that we are all 24 hour a day for soldiers but we are definitely responsible for ensuring that we remain free. All of the people who cry oppression will be sadly mistaken when they find out what actual slavery is like.

We need to unite under this common banner if there’s going to be any hope for tomorrow. I know I’ve said it before and I probably sound like a broken record now but the fact of the matter remains that even someone is disconnected from society and culture as I must maintain a level of involvement with what’s going on around me. I found YouTube as a way to reach out to a world that I otherwise am incapable of reaching out to own my own. I’ve even managed to overcome some of my own feelings of alienation to tell you all these things that I think and that I feel.

What’s going to happen if we don’t? I actually physically shudder to think about the consequences. Also, the fact remains that even if there is some kind of common banner and people do unite under we may fail still. That’s sort of the double-edged sword. I know for one that I would rather have tried than to have not tried at all.

It’s just something that seems to spiral out of control. Whenever you think you have a grasp on it, it proves you totally and completely wrong. I wish that this kind of thing made more sense if there was an easy answer than we can all just do it and get it over with but it’s not that simple. We actually have to work on unlearning what thousands of years of civilization of taught us is right, what eons of history have told us is correct.

And it certainly isn’t fucking correct, that’s for damn sure.