The first Suicide-O-Meter post

I often think to myself, Baskin who is the stupidest mother fucker that you can think of off the top of your head?  The list is far too long to actually mention in one video so I decided in a moment of boredom to actually come with a list for the suicide o meter.  The idea was actually birthed in a conversation that I had with Larry from the laundryroom talk show that apparently is going to see internet air so if you hang on every fucking word that drips out of my mouth you should go check those guys out.

 

Basically how the suicide o meter works is I name a person or a concept or whatever the fuck I feel like really and then I place a score from one to ten rating how badly the something in question needs to destroy itself.  I’ve found that during that conversation where I made fun of cripples, retards, the homeless, old people, and the list goes on and on that I really do love being an asshole.

 

So I pretty much decided last night during a really long conversation that I am tired of wearing the kid gloves on youtube and going back my old “fuck you all” roots.  It seems only fitting I think that some of these ridiculous fucks get ridiculed for their nonsense don’t you think?  Anyway I am going to probably have more than a little bit of fun with this and since fun is why I started making video blogs to begin with then I might as well get back to the actual fun.

 

I found that for awhile it seemed I was starting to make youtube videos that impressed other people and that is never what I wanted to do at all.  Instead offer you this distinct alternative to this soft monkey you have grown to expect, go fuck yourself.  I told Larry in that conversation that I try to make friends with everyone of my subscribers but really a lot of the times when I get actual fan mail I think “the whole fucking world really must be ending.” 

 

Don’t get me wrong or anything I think its as flattering as the next guy when someone tells you that you inspired them to make videos on youtube but its kind of strange when I get this weird stalker-like behavior coming from people.  I can deal with a hater but a stalker opens up themselves to so much more mocking just by virtue of their own alien behavior.

 

In short I guess don’t expect me to be the nice guy anymore.  I don’t get a lot of satisfaction from doing this when I have to curb what I say so I won’t offend any of my subscribers.  Any whining can be sent to me in a mail and will probably be featured in a future video.

 

Baskin Monkey, working to validate your meaningless existence one insult at a time.